Apr 19, 2020
Dr. Schwarm has a fatal misunderstanding for why we are all
here.
This episode is made for kids.
Written and Performed by Kennedy Phillips, Music by Adam Halpin
www.maguselgar.com www.kennedyphillips. org.
TRANSCRIPT
NARRATOR
Greetings, and welcome to Listen Rinse and Repeat. Today episode
is
entitled: Villainous Anonymous. I am Kennedy Phillips, your
entertainer for today. Please apply your soap generously to your
hands,
and prepare to sanitize. Three two one, begin!
INT. COMMUNITY CENTER, DAY.
Slam! The door is opened as people are discussing and washing
their hands.
DR. SCHWARM
Ah! Yes it appears I am right on time. Behold fellow villains, I
am
Dr. Schwarm. And welcome to our monthly meetup! I see by your
hands
rubbing fervently together that you are EAGER to begin our
diabolical
planning. Ahahahaha! I have planned our itinerary to take control
of
the tricounty area. The streets are empty, and RIPE for
conquest!
Ding!
DR. SCHWARM (CONT’D)
What was that?
NARRATOR
You may now begin rinsing your hands. Well done.
DR. SCHWARM
Oh my god was this a hand washing party?! I-I-I am so sorry, my
mistake, please go about your business. And don’t call the
cops!
You uh, you need to sanitize your phones before you do, very
dirty!
And while you do that- it’ll give me a head start to run!
Running away.
DR. SCHWARM (CONT’D)
This is merely the calm before the schwarm! Ahahahaha!
NARRATOR
This has been Villainous anonymous, Presented by Kennedy Phillips
from
the Magus Elgar podcast. We thank you for washing.
Music by Adam Halpin