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Mar 25, 2020

You think you know math? You don't know math. 

INT. OFFICE
IT GUY
How was the math test?

MATH GIRL
Inconclusive.

IT GUY
You took a math test and you got an “inconclusive”?

MATH GIRL
No, I didn’t take a test. We’re testing math.

IT GUY
You’re testing MATH ITSELF?

MATH GIRL
Math has shown some alarming trends.

IT GUY
What’s wrong with math?

MATH GIRL
Among other things, it’s warming.

IT GUY
MATH WARMING?

MATH GIRL
What are you doing?

IT GUY
I’m just compiling this week’s reports.

MATH GIRL
How many numbers are you using? They’re all over your screen. You’re wasting too many numbers, you’re a menace.

IT GUY
I -

MATH GIRL
In 100 years, there may not be any more math thanks to people like you.

Pete Barry

Pete Barry is a co-creator of the audio comedy Mission: Rejected. He is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright, actor, director and musician. He was named a 2013 Young and Hungry List writer, and Sony Pictures is currently developing his screenplay Marian