May 29, 2020
You can't even depend on the turnips.
This episode is not explicit.
Performed by Lee Shackleford. Written by Shannon Perry.
Shannon Perry is the creator and writer of the scifi comedy podcast Oz 9.
Lee Shackleford is the creator and writer of Relativity Podcast.
Dear Margaret. Never fear, your strawberries are safe. However, I hope you didn’t intend to eat them with the whipped cream I found in the very back of the refrigerator, behind a strange bulwark of turnips and aged spinach. If you did, please forgive me. It was delicious -- so sweet and so cold. Michael
Music: Your Wicked Ways by Richard J. Freitas and Geraldine Brioso on Audioblocks